Trans-Sylvania Epic Delay

Got back yesterday.Managed to down-gear entirely, eat, shower, and reconnect with the family before passing out face first on the couch.  Like any return from a good stage race, I'm wasted and completely blown. Instead of putting out a half-assed effort and sitting here spouting off about the first part of the race using 50% more bad grammar, poor sentence structure, and misstrucken keys, I'll